baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: baeddelbutch, via pizza)

automatically:

me as a parent

(via spoken-not-written)

video games don’t make us violent, lag does

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simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

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burtreynoldsmustache:

GET IT

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engage-with-zorp:

Danny does the cinnamon challenge!!!!!

space-sass:

the-bookshelf-at-the-end:

When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.

thank you so much for putting it into words

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okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

okaysizedbangtheory:

who you gonna call

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

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jeeviaz:

dallerus:

egguanas:

okay but how about FIRE MERMAIDS THAT LIVE IN LAVA

magma.. mermaids.. magmermaids???

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What about this? 

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gallifrey-feels:

"Mostly void, partially stars"

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i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

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"One day you’ll like sports anime"

something my past self would never believe (via trilliondollarbooty)

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

(via pizza)